I Answered Your Biggest Summer Style Questions, Part 1

Helping you beat the heat whilst remaining goated with the sauce.

You asked, I answered!

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The below is part 1 because you all asked so many good questions and because substack trying to keep your boy down by limiting how long these ‘sletters can be!!! Part 2 coming next weekend…

It’s hot as fuck in Texas dawg how do I stay styling in over 100 degrees and a sun that won’t quit?

Style is about combining items into a cohesive (or I guess purposefully un-cohesive if you’re advanced like that) fit, which means when the temps are straight-up Hades-esque, more weight is inherently put on each piece. In other words, you biff one piece of the fit and the whole thing gets the dreaded “BRICK” stamp of disapproval. That said, you’re not totally out of luck. Here are my 3 tips to enjoy with a tall glass of lemonade with a big fan blowing on you, which is how I assume people in Texas stay cool: